Funny Joke

9802588_104723783000_2It is long time no read jokes, now, I would like to share the funny jokes with you, hope you have a happy time nice mood.

1. Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

2. What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office? I can clearly see “you’re” nuts….

3. Your momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

4. What did God say when he made the first black man? “Damn, I burnt one.”

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5. Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

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Do you laugh after reading these jokes? I guess, YES. Hope you have a happy day.